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Re: Off Topic #2

Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:32 am
I was quite happy that my thread went OT Harry, but nevermind. Actually, weren't sealions perfectly on topic? We needed something to tackle those sharks.

A cup of tea and a fag? That was your breakfast? That's so wrong.
A cup of coffee and a fag is what you need 🙂
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Re: Off Topic #2

Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:13 am
ash1 wrote:
I was quite happy that my thread went OT Harry, but nevermind. Actually, weren't sealions perfectly on topic? We needed something to tackle those sharks.

A cup of tea and a fag? That was your breakfast? That's so wrong.
A cup of coffee and a fag is what you need 🙂


My shaggy dog story was way off topic which is why I took it here.

Back then I was teaching IT to people with mental health difficulties. Still do occasionally, it's one of my favourite things. But, when you've drunk enough NHS coffee, tea becomes preferable.

The best thing about giving up coffee is having a proper one at 9pm at a festival, just as you're starting to flag. Then you're not just gin soaked but off your nuts on caffeine. Admittedly not much fun for the people dancing near you.
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Re: Off Topic #2

Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:22 am
Harry K wrote:
Neilson wrote:
A sealion climb's on a fishing boat , & a couple dogs are provoking it This sea beast strait throws the dog like 20 feet ! The dog was OK
I've seen videos of seabeasts grabbing a 200 pound man & strait throwing a full grown man like a rag doll 😂
https://youtu.be/Ig-5KcEvQTk


Lol. My ex girlfriend rescued a kitten from the water once. The damn thing could get out of the tiniest open window and would scamper up and down the roof of the boat every night keeping me awake.

Got up early one winter morning and as usual went outside for a fag and cup of tea. My dog, a big assed Alsatian would normally go for a **** at this stage.

Instead, it got up on the gas locker, up on the roof, grabbed the kitten full head in jaws and tossed her in the river. He looked at me twitched his head water ways as if to say Fetch, then went for a ****.

The dog and cat lived long quiet, peaceful, happy lives together.

@ Harry.  Your dog was setting the rule,s of the boat ! Stop messing around or your out of here !  If it was keeping you awake your dog probably wasn't sleeping good either ! With a little kitten scampering around all night !  I was on a sailboat once & I got jacked up bad the dude who owned the boat was my boss's brother ,
He gave us rules like stay away from ropes, rigg lines and when I yell tact or tac you get down. Cause this boom is gonna swing across the deck ! Do not get hit by it ! When he yelled tact or tac ,I got down but I was on some rope,s so I tried to jump up & move & the boom swung across and hit me in the head !!! I was almost knocked out , it threw me across the boat I almost went over ! Had a bad concussion & headache for the rest of the day.  They all thought it was the funniest thing in the world ! I was seeing stars ✨⭐🌟
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Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:22 pm
Happy St Patricks Day all. Dave Allen - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hh6R_pbAqjc
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Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:31 pm
Andreea shared this with me, and you deserve to have a little laugh, as well:
https://twitter.com/teaandfacts123/stat ... 67936?s=19
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Re: Off Topic #2

Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:32 pm
What's a heart? Plz explain....
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Re: Off Topic #2

Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:27 pm
Another twitter-video from a different source, again, play with sound:
What football (US: soccer) commentators do when there are no games to comment:
https://twitter.com/RecaudacionesPy/sta ... 8404445185
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Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:17 pm
Cheers AR. I was waiting for the girl to take a dive :D
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Re: Off Topic #2

Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:05 pm
Staying at home turned me into a baker...
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Re: Off Topic #2

Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:42 pm
Trow slice or two of cake.
I love cakes.