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Re: Off Topic #2

Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:09 pm
I will be more offline than online until the 15th, please don't burn the place down, y'all, mkay?
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Re: Off Topic #2

Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:33 pm
What? Us? 🐵🐒🐵 :lol:
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Re: Off Topic #2

Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:13 am
audiorapture wrote:
I will be more offline than online until the 15th, please don't burn the place down, y'all, mkay?

Let me show ya somthin.  Fire Marshall billl 
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Re: Off Topic #2

Sun Jul 07, 2019 5:09 pm
Nice...
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ash1

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Re: Off Topic #2

Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:39 pm
I watched with the sound off and was actually terrified. That bloke does not look human.

Guys, I'm assuming AR has now left the building. So who's got a match??
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Re: Off Topic #2

Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:53 am
ash1 wrote:

Guys, I'm assuming AR has now left the building. So who's got a match??


Your face and my AR8E.

Sorry Ash, no offence but you did leave the door wide open for that. ;)


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Re: Off Topic #2

Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:11 pm
It's a fine, sunny evening and I've just moored the lovely boat close to the picturesque Jesus Green lock in Cambridge. After busying my self for a good half-hour I've just settled down with a G&T and a hoard of Japanese amateur photographers and cinematographers wanting to capture my moment of bliss for prosperity.

I'm now wondering if I should tell them that this is a pumping station and what looks idyllic is me dumping 300 gallons of $h1t from my holding tank. Chin-chin.
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ash1

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Re: Off Topic #2

Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:01 pm
Sounds good Harry. Was "prosperity" a Freudian slip or a Freudian auto correct or just a plain typo?
(No offence btw. None could be taken bc I don't know what you're on about :) )
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Re: Off Topic #2

Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:23 pm
Don't realize it's so easy "not to" play a8 recently. Maybe the end is closer for me than I thought...
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Re: Off Topic #2

Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:16 pm
Harry K wrote:
I'm now wondering if I should tell them that this is a pumping station and what looks idyllic is me dumping 300 gallons of $h1t from my holding tank. Chin-chin.

You never know. Maybe they are aware of what you're doing. Some people are just kinky that way. (Now if I can get that thought out of my head)